Get a Signed Phil Laak Hoodie!

If you’ve ever wanted to get your hands on a Phil Laak hoodie, your options have been pretty limited:

1.) Stalk Phil, wait for him to take his hoodie off, and then gank it while his attention is elsewhere. This is dangerous because Phil has ninja-like awareness and reflexes; even if you think you’re going to get away with it, you won’t.

2.) Beat him up and take his hoodie. Bad idea. Phil was a Golden Gloves champion back in 1972, and this is a ticket to learning that fact the hard way.

3.) Trick him into taking on a timed prop bet with his hoodie on the line, and then distract him by asking a question that requires him to start solving an equation on a blackboard. Much less dangerous than the previous two options, but Phil’s brain is lightning-quick and he might solve the problem faster than you think.

Now there’s a much easier, much safer way to get your Phil Laak hoodie - and get it signed, no less.

 

All you have to is earn 2500 Frequent Player Points between September 1st and October 31st. Do that and Phil will sign a hoodie and ship it your way - and the offer is good anywhere in the world.