Jun
5
by Taylor Kent
If you’ve ever wanted to get your hands on a Phil Laak hoodie, your options have been pretty limited:
1.) Stalk Phil, wait for him to take his hoodie off, and then gank it while his attention is elsewhere. This is dangerous because Phil has ninja-like awareness and reflexes; even if you think you’re going to get away with it, you won’t.
2.) Beat him up and take his hoodie. Bad idea. Phil was a Golden Gloves champion back in 1972, and this is a ticket to learning that fact the hard way.
3.) Trick him into taking on a timed prop bet with his hoodie on the line, and then distract him by asking a question that requires him to start solving an equation on a blackboard. Much less dangerous than the previous two options, but Phil’s brain is lightning-quick and he might solve the problem faster than you think.
Now there’s a much easier, much safer way to get your Phil Laak hoodie - and get it signed, no less. All you have to is sign up for a new Unabomber Poker account with the promo code “FreeHoodie” and earn 2500 Frequent Player Points prior to July 5th. Do that and Phil will sign a hoodie and ship it your way - and the offer is good anywhere in the world, not just in the US.